What's wrong with you people? No one's even mentioned Emmitt Smith on Dancing With the Stars at 7 tonight on ABC. C'mon, it's the television event of the first half of November! Everyone's saying women inspired by Emmitt's booty-shakin', take-me-in-your-arms he-man sexiness will drag their men to Arthur Murray Dance Studios for lessons. I don't know. I think most people will take the easy way out and we'll just have a spike in baby births in nine months. We'll keep you posted!
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