As you know, the Cowboys' coaching situation is a bit of a mess at the moment. Nobody knows who is doing what next season. However, a decision on Bill Parcells' replacement could come today, according to some media outlets.
Clearly, I had too much time to think about this in the shower. With the assistance of the Looney Tunes gang, here is what Jerry -- and we know he's reading -- should do:
Head coach: The Road Runner. Have to get somebody who can think fast on his feet. Nobody does this better. And he runs an incredible two-minute drill. "Beep! Beep!"
Offensive coordinator: Bugs Bunny. If you want an offensive mind, this is the guy. He'll keep opposing defenses guessing every week and mix in lots of trick plays.
Defensive coordinator: Yosemite Sam. A natural fit here. He's relentless. Sure, calling a few too many blitzes will blow up in his face, but he won't stop putting the pressure on.
Special teams coach: Elmer Fudd. This coach has to be a little crazy. Imagine Fudd, as the Cowboys huddle before a kickoff, saying: "Let's go hunt some wabbits!"
Receivers coach: Daffy Duck. Every time T.O. comes off the field following a dropped pass on third down, Daffy hits him with: "You're deth-picable!"
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