The execs at Krispy Kreme have lost their minds. Today they announced that they are adding a whole-wheat doughnut to their sugar-soaked menu.

The 100 percent whole wheat doughnut...has a caramel flavoring and is covered with the doughnut-maker's original glaze.

WHOLE WHEAT and DOUGHNUT do not go together, like meat-dripping toothpaste or wasabi toilet paper. The entire concept is just stupid. But I guess there's a silver lining: people who eat them can be fat and regular.

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