This just in from Quick columnist extraordinaire Jessica Burgess:
Last night, my husband and I went to FedEx Kinko's on Belt Line in Addison.
While I was looking for an adjustable-date stamp, my husband heard a guy talking on the phone.
"That voice sounds familiar," he thought. So he turned to get a look at the fellow.
"Hey," he said, poking me. "Does that guy look just like Stephen Baldwin to you?"
At first, I thought he was referring to the facially pierced employee behind the counter. "No. Leave me alone. I'm looking for a stamp."
"Look at him," he insisted. So I did. And there, having what sounded like a business-related discussion on a cell phone, was a guy whose face is extremely familiar to me from my repeated viewings of Cutaway.
I turned back around. "Um, that is Stephen Baldwin."
Too freaked out and giggly to continue stamp shopping, we left without further investigation, so I have no information on what kind of copies he needed at 7 p.m. on a Thursday night in Addison. Maybe he was running off reviews of The Unusual Suspect: My Calling to the New Hardcore Movement of Faith.
That is simply fantastic.
Wait, did FedEx Kinko's lose revenue because of a Baldwin (and not even Alec at that?) Now that's just sad.