Avril Lavigne, it's common for annoying teenagers to become less insufferable as they get older. Somehow, you're on an opposite track. Is it because you're Canadian? Happy 23rd.
And 35 macrobiotic cupcakes go out to Gwyneth Paltrow, the embodiment of the Oscar curse. But we're still jealous that she gets to spend every day with Coldplay dude.
At 56, Dallas native Meat Loaf is a little too young to be considered a musical legend. He's also a little too scary.
And Wilford Brimley, man. To reach 73 after a bout with diabetes (getting your supplies delivered on time is important!) AND having spent several hours a day with Shannen Doherty for years is nothing short of a miracle. Just try not to seem so grumpy all the time, K?
It's all those Quaker Oats Wilford's been eating.