It's appropriate that Deidre Hall's birthday is today, because she's the best demon-possessed diva to ever grace daytime television. Keep it wicked, Dr. Marlena.
Eddie Kaye Thomas, here's hoping that there's a new American Pie script waiting in the mailbox on your 27th. American Pie: Grown-Ass Men, perhaps?
And there are no words to express how we feel about Rob Van Winkle (aka Vanilla Ice, above), who turns either 39 or 40 today depending on what sources you believe. It makes no difference, though, because that fool is old. Too old to rock a fade in a video. Too old to get jacked by Suge Knight. Too old to rip [expletive] up on an MTV set. And too old to turn down the (very kind and generous, in my opinion) sexual advances of Treshelle on a VH1 reality show. Yep, all the good times are over for Mr. Van Winkle. He'd best just relive the old days by putting in an old CD of his and checking out the hook while the DJ revolves it. Kick it one time boyyeeeeee!
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