If you've ever wanted to look pretty for Jesus, you've just lost your chance. Now you'll probably just have to stick to holy water and good works.
A retailer in Singapore has stopped selling its "Looking Good for Jesus" cosmetic line from its store, citing numerous complaints. Among the items these complainers (apparently more comfortable looking unkempt and makeup-free for Jesus) had issues with:
-- "Virtuous vanilla"-flavored lip balm
-- "Get Tight With Christ" hand and body cream
There are more jokes here somewhere, so feel free to list your own made-up product names. I am too afraid of lightning to do so.
[Surreptitiously reaching for "Last Supper" meal replacement bar.]
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