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March 10, 2008

No WMDs in Iraq -- unless Chuck Norris visits

I came across a cool story today on how troops in Iraq -- even some of the Iraqi ones -- see Chuck Norris as a cult hero. You may have seen some of the "Chuck Norris Facts" online. Now there's word of a small cardboard shrine to the action star in Baghdad, where troops pay homage to the man whose tears would cure cancer -- if only he ever shed any. Soldiers laud the actor's manliness and virility in comments left on bathroom walls across Iraq and even in neighboring Kuwait, troops say.

"The fastest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist," reads one message at the shrine, which consists of similar statements and a signed photo of the actor, who has visited Iraq several times. "Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter," reads another.

So, what's your favorite Chuck-ism?



The Daily Fur: Wheeee!

Meet Patches, the horse who thinks he's a dog. He likes to hop in the car for a cruise, eat cheeseburgers, watch Westerns, fetch beer, and sleep under the covers. It looks like he probably did the paint job on that car, too.



Photo caption opportunity

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Guard Dwyane Wade (left) has decided he's through playing for the Miami Heat this season. But that's not why we're here.

This is a recent photo of D-Wade and Kobe Bryant. We know you're itching to submit a description of what's going on here. Perhaps like this:

Heat guard Dwyane Wade is taken aback after Kobe Bryant reveals he couldn't hold it any longer and has wet his shorts.

See, that wasn't hard. Now you.



Speaking of TV ...

It's been a rough a year for television ... and about to get worse.

First, one of HBO's flagship shows, The Sopranos, wrapped up its series last June. Then the writers' strike basically wiped out anything and everything on TV this winter. "The show which I cannot mention again" ended its run on HBO last night. And later this year, The Shield will come to an end after seven seasons on FX.

Sadness and depression...



The last time I mention 'The Wire'

I watched the series finale of The Wire last night (twice), and here are my final impressions (possible spoiler alert):

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High School Confidential

High School Condifential premieres tonight at 9 on WE. A production team followed 12 girls through their four years of high school. The girls include a party girl, an overachiever, an art geek and a girl who was diagnosed with a brain tumor. Probably won't be as big of a hit as High School Musical, but looks interesting.

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Frozen pizza roundup

AOL.com recently conducted a taste test of several frozen pizza brands to rate them on categories like crust, cheese, flavor and overall appeal. Would anyone actually confuse DiGiorno with delivery? Does Red Baron really fly high? All the answers are there -- at least in the snarky opinions of AOL's panel. Click here to see how your favorite pie stacks up.



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