OK! magazine put together a little slideshow of Bayside High alumni. Zach's still a hottie, but it's sad that the nicest thing they can say about Dustin Diamond is that he's on Celebrity Fit Club.
That line was stolen from Rob, who sent us a link to this photo of the new New Kids. I'm using it to serve as a reminder to myself to set my DVR to record the man-kids on the Today show Friday morning. Supposedly they're going to talk about a reunion ... but what would they play? Their old stuff is great karaoke fodder, but would anyone pay to see them in concert? I'm not so sure. I'd rather those memories remain childhood ones.
Nice little spoof here from The Onion, in which Dr. Seuss implores the living to stop making movies out of his books. I thought Horton Hears a Who was quite good, myself. But they nail the live-action Cat in the Hat:
Did you learn all but squat from The Cat In The Hat?
Please tell me you fired the ***** who made that.
I would have stopped writing, maybe sold Goodyear tires.
If I knew one dark day I'd costar with Mike Myers.
Secret Invasion #1 (of 8): Marvel has been dropping hints for months that certain characters have been covertly replaced by shape-shifting aliens. Things get more overt in this series. Want to read the first 10 pages for free?
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