American Idol's charity show is already underway, and Snoop Dogg just took the stage. Because Snoop Dogg makes everyone want to heal the world. Let the live blogging begin!
6:54 -- Teri Hatcher is singing. The world is coming to an end.
7:01 -- I think Miley Cyrus secretly smokes cigarettes. Discuss.
7:16 -- Damn, Fergie, you ain't gonna let John Legend sing a little?
7:20 -- And now Heart is giving Fergalicious her own little rock 'n' roll fantasy camp. With cartwheels!
7:35 -- I'll double my donation if Kristy Lee Cook volunteers to be the one eliminated this week.
7:42 -- Annie Lennox has turned me into a blubbering fool.
7:50 -- Jimmy Kimmel commenting on Simon's nipple size ... and they say charity shows can't be edgy.
7:53 -- Weather alert: If you live in those counties that always seem to have bad weather, take cover immediately. But bring your laptop with you so you can keep reading the blog.
7:56 -- Carrie Underwood is fine and dandy, but why couldn't they get George Michael to sing "Praying for Time"? He's planning a comeback, after all!
8:05 -- I like Gloria Estefan, but this is giving me flashbacks to the excessive Gloria-themed night from a couple of seasons ago. Shudder.
8:07 -- Nothing says charity show like Sarah Silverman. Maybe she'll debut her video, "I'm f***ing Randy Jackson."
8:22 -- Who gets the pimp vocal part in the Top 8's rendition of "Seasons of Love"? Archuleta, of course!
8:25 -- Alicia Keys' Africa footage is SO much better than her fake sitcom that airs during The Hills commercial breaks. Have I revealed too much about my TV habits?
8:33 -- More Miley? Lord.
8:34 -- OK, why do I like this song?
8:41 -- Seacrest looks frightened up there with Robin Williams. I don't envy him.
8:52 -- Brad Pitt sho can rock a hat.
9:01 -- OOOO MIMI TIME. Is this show running over?
Comments (2)
Comments
Fergie sucks. She's like a pretend rock star or something in her pleather pants.
Posted by: No More Ferg | April 9, 2008 7:31 PM
And yeah, Miley has that Lindsay Lohan scratchy voice thing going on. The party girls always have that voice. But maybe 'she's just bein' MILEY'.
Posted by: No Party Girl | April 9, 2008 7:49 PM