Loyal reader Tom Schmieder is a big fan of sports and poetry. Here are a few limericks he wrote for us on the buried Red Sox jersey at the new Yankee Stadium and Tony Romo playing golf:
Red Sox jersey fan buried... resurrected
to eliminate Yank curses or hexes
But perhaps this explains
why we win so few games
All the rest buried their jerseys in Texas
Playing golf in the summer and off-days
Not why the big bucks Mr. Jones pays
Romo should focus more
on how Cowboys score
Making long drives in football not fairways
Don't mix football with golf anymore
Makes it tough for receivers to score
Cause our guys all back off
Once the ball is aloft
Because Tony begins yelling fore
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