Pacman Jones has money problems, according to his agent. Never fear, Quick is here to help. Here are our suggestions for a few odd jobs that Pacman can perform until the suspended corner is reinstated by the NFL:
* Stripper-pole installer
* Perfume sprayer at Neiman Marcus
* Las Vegas strip club tour guide
* Josh Howard's "runner"
* Jerry Jones' personal assistant
* La Bare dancer -- he needs people to make it rain on him
* Sno-cone maker (so he can "make it snow")
* Weather forecaster
* Wendy's worker, a la Eva Longoria Parker -- it's the new celebrity place to moonlight
* Bouncer at a strip club (If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.)
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